The Last Last Word

You mightn't have noticed, and probably don't care, but some note should be made of the death of the video arcade: peacefully at ho...

Whoever said the devil has all the best tunes was an idiot.   The Christmas music thundering out of a loudspeaker near you AT THIS VERY SEC...

Feeling lonely, these dark days?   Unloved?   Lost and friendless? The solution is easy.   Simply park your car, lift the bonnet, and w...

Saturday night.   Jimmy taps the wrong PIN into the ATM three times and the SOB eats his card.   So he grabs a BLT from TGI Friday and ta...

You've no doubt heard of the legendary American frontiersman, Davy Crockett, who, according to the popular ballad, “kilt him a b'ar...

I finally gave in and bought a barbeque recently.   I say "gave in" because, though I'm an affable man of few dogmatic opinio...

To mark yesterday's orgy of democracy, we present a special Last Word cut-out-and-flush Q&A guide to Irish electoral politics. Ques...